Diet!

Thanks Kavsix for your comment on my previous post. Always good to meet a fan. Indeed, Tim Gunn and I are working on a collaborative effort to develop a line of fashionable yet slimming dog garments under the design name 'Ham & Bone'. I was inspired by the sassy yet somewhat overweight dogs I encountered at my great-grandma's house in Puerto Rico (hello rice and black bean overload). Can I really blame them though? When confronted food, I too have my restraint problems. Whey my  great aunt sneakily put a plate of deliciously sneaky ham under my nose, did I refuse? No, I am sad to say I did not. That is why, I gained....4 pounds on my Puerto Rican Holiday, which may not sound like a lot, but it is approx 25% of my current body weight. Lucky for me as it is winter I can hide my slight tummy under adorable sweaters, however spring is just around the corner and before too long my mom will be squeezing me into tiny dresses. Also, I am considering starting to get back on the dating scene this year as part of my new year's resolution, so you know, gotta look super awesome for that.

This is one of the dog's at my great-grandma's place, she is a chihuahua but looks to be the size of a small doberman due to the aforementioned rice and beans...(face hidden for anonymity purposes)

                                                                      

Workin it!

Ugh. First blog post and back to work. It seems like only yesterday I was at the beach barking at waves and peeing in sand in Puerto Rico. Back in New Mexico now, where it is like one degree or something. I may look super adorable in my tiny sweater, but let me tell you, I prefer to be out of it. But ever since the 'business casual' look was introduced at the school I work at where I lick kid's faces and bring joy and whatnot (I worked security for a while but they told me I 'wasn't tough enough' for the job-lawsuit pending on discriminatory grounds btw), I am pretty much stuck. Anyway, that's all for today, stay tuned for more updates.